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Chapter 1
Bring Back Strange Web.

(AND MOURNING THE WINDOWS SYSTEMS)

whatever happened to the strangeness of web and frutiger aero.. the windows systems used to be so beautiful and glossy and now we're left with boring goop and glop. i will say that i had access to my own decorated desktop fairly young.. like 6 years old. i had my fairshare of virus scares now im absolutely horrified of viruses that will be a discussion for ANOTHER TIME. (totally not because i will poop my pants when i talk about it) im 17, i was there for windows vista and the entirety of windows 7 i believe. BRING IT BACK NOW!!

i know that theres other systems that existed before the famous windows 7 frutiger aero glossy aesthetic and energy, let us not forget the beautiful inbetween crossover stage of 2001 windows xp, the crossover medium between windows 98 and the beautiful windows 7, windows xp was the inbetween stage of dated web and starting to branch out and see that glossy aesthetic that everyone knows and loves. the old windows systems not onyly served as a landmarker of nostalgia and childhood, but ALSO they gave humanity HOPE!!! frutiger aero was all water and glossy things and futuristic metro skylines, now what are we left with? the standard "safe" corporate goop of all companies. at what time and WHY did companies all collectively agree to simplify their image in order to modernize everything, it ruined everything. how is this more appealing? trick question... iit isnt!!!! but i guess companies feel that its more "safe".

i think corporate web design was doomed when companies started adding stock photos of random people on their website. like who IS this random woman typing on a laptop? i dont need to see her shes not even remotely relevant to your company or website, also, i think i know how to use a computer!! i dont need to see this stock photo of a woman typing on one too !!!!!.

when you were a child, the world seemed so bright and colorful, thats because it WAS, brands in the early 2000s and 2010s weren't HORRIFIED to add a pop of color to their brand or company. companies are DOOMED because everything is horribly ugly now and plain, everything on every website, the colors are either gray or meta looking blue. the internet is in this stage of horrible sadness and strange web drought.. we have to bring it back. come on guys.. i wanna see STRANGE WEB!!!!!!!!!!i wanna see your entire life poured onto a webpage even if no one else understands it but you


Chapter 2
i could listen to straight up static and like it .

(call the police)

i could listen to straight up static and like it.

ive come to the reveleation that i could hear a loud continuous loop of noise at any place and i mean ANY PLACE and be like "this sounds so good." sriously, ill hear straight up loud noise, like an airplane or a blender, and my first thought is that it sounds good. CALL THE POLICE NOW!!!! ( this is a serious issue.)

i think its because i listen to ambient drone so often, and i even sleep to it. i just love listening to loud static..without any lyrics. ambient drone has become one of my fav genres. its definitely a listen-alone type of genre for me. not because other people wouldnt like it, but because it builds up a lot and its quite loud at times. its basically just a long held cluster of tones, and i know other people would probably get it too. perhaps...

im putting an mp3 file with this later but first i have some recommendations as always.. i love the album "foiled" by yellow swans, and i love "radio amor" by tim hecker (my favorite album of all time). but for just straight up loud noises and static, its yellow swans. i have a super long ambient playlist, i think its like 50 hours. i take my ambient very serious.